Terms of Service
Last updated: 2026
1. What this is
Fortune Cookie is an AI-powered entertainment website. We generate absurd, dark-humor "fortunes" based on cursed multiple-choice questions you answer. The output is for entertainment only.
2. You must be 18+
You confirm you are 18 or older when you accept the age gate. Some content references adult themes (sex, drugs, profanity, financial loss). If you're under 18, leave now.
3. This is NOT financial, legal, or medical advice
Nothing on this site is investment advice, legal advice, medical advice, or any other kind of professional advice. The "fortunes" are AI-generated absurd humor. The "lucky tickers" shown are random selections from publicly traded coins and DO NOT constitute trading recommendations.
If you make financial decisions based on a meme website, that's on you.
4. About $COOKIE (or any token)
If we launch a token associated with this project ($COOKIE or similar), it is a meme coin with NO inherent value, NO promised utility beyond what is explicitly stated, and NO guarantee of returns. See our full disclaimer.
5. What you can't do
- Don't hammer our API with scripts (we rate-limit)
- Don't scrape, mirror, or rehost the site
- Don't use the AI to generate content that violates Anthropic's usage policies
- Don't pretend to be us, our token, or our team
- Don't use the site if you're in a jurisdiction where it would be illegal
6. We can change anything, anytime
We may modify, suspend, or shut down the site at any time without notice. Stored fortunes expire after 30 days regardless.
7. No warranty
The site is provided "as is". The AI may be wrong, slow, offensive, or down. We don't guarantee uptime, accuracy, or that any fortune will actually predict your future (it won't โ it's a joke).
8. Limitation of liability
To the maximum extent allowed by law, we are not liable for anything that happens because you used this site โ including financial loss from any crypto decision you make.
9. DMCA
If you believe content on this site infringes your copyright, contact us with: the work, the URL of the infringement, your contact info, and a statement under penalty of perjury that you own the rights. We'll review and remove if valid.
10. Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws applicable to the operator's jurisdiction. Disputes should be raised in good faith first via email.